An Owenism

Owen: Does dry skin ever go away?
Mommy:  Yes, where do you have dry skin?
Owen: Right here (showing me the cucicle on his right hand)
Mommy: That is from biting your nails Owen.
Owen: But I don't have it on any of my other fingers.
Mommy: I know but sometimes only one gets infected.
Owen: Oh (gazing at his fingers)
Mommy: Look at my owie (points to burn sustained from oven this morning)
Owen: Mom, were you biting your arm?

Several minutes later.......

Owen: Mom, will my dry skin ever go away.
Mommy: Yes Owen.
Owen: I have had it forever....like 26 years.
Mommy: (shakes head and sighs)

ONLY OWEN!